First Freewrite Experiment

I won’t lie to you guys, coming up with blog posts is hard. How do I come up with something interesting to write? What would even be remotely interesting to someone who isn’t me?

So we’re experimenting today. I’m going to set a timer for five minutes, and I’m just going to type whatever comes into my head. I don’t know how this is going to go. There’s a reason comedy shows based on improv only use about 5% of material initially created. At the end of five minutes, we’ll see what we have. Ready?

GO!

Ok, five minutes. What to write in that? I shouldn’t have gotten 7-11 chili on that hot dog. I hope I don’t have to eat an entire bottle of TUMS tonight. It would’ve been perfectly good with ketchup and relish. Why do people think ketchup doesn’t go on hot dogs? What else would it go on, besides fries and burgers? Ugh. Heathens.

I’m considering hitting next on my music but I think this song is almost done. I like my metal playlist, I have a lot of good stuff, but sometimes some stuff comes on that I really should just skip. Or delete off my phone. Who knows? I hope I don’t die in a car wreck some day and they look at my playlist history. “Metal and…Celtic Woman? This chick was weird.” Except I would totally love to weird people out from beyond the grave, so ehhhh we’ll keep it. Ooh, this is a really good guitar riff. Nice shredding.

My husband is playing Witcher III again. AGAIN. I love him but he plays this so much now. I’m starting to memorize parts he has to play over and over because of save points and things he wants to do. There’s a guy who looks like he’s wearing a dress on the screen. More power to him if he wants to, but this is getting odd. I don’t know if there’s many men wearing dresses in this video game.

Did you know my cat hates me except when I’m asleep? Yep! Only time he ever wants to cuddle is when I’m asleep.

TIME. Five minutes done. Didn’t seem like it. I’ll have to do this more often!